The Terrible Thirty Twos

Since Peter was a 30 year old newborn baby girl
Forever getting lots of compliments from everyone at day care
Look at all that hair, they would say
She's so cute, isn't she just divine, isn't she a little doll?
I just want to take you home and eat you
Oh, yes, I do, I want to eat those chubby lil legs of yours!

Now Peter's a toddler
A cheeky 2 year old who pushed the fetish to the limits
This sheet metal worker has spent all of his holidays and sickies at the daycare
She just loves to wear her nappy
That feeling of piss swirling around her duct-taped scrotum
Sweetie, it's time for you to enjoy mummy's titties
She's sucking for ages, her milk is non existent

Peter's upset, bites his mummy and spits her nipple on the floor
Judith's screaming in pain: Call me a fucking ambulance now!
No! No you frigging stop it talking, mummy
Stop it fucking looking at me you is stupid
Peter gets the safety scissors
Stabbing her so hard the plastic snaps the blade is deep
Sorry, mummy, crawling into the corner, she craps herself a beauty