Hammer Smashed Hamster

Verse 1:
My biggest whish is to join a band
Of evil metal - Satan is grand!
But the guys doubt my brutality
So I prove a cruel mentality

As I stroll back from the next pet shop
Encaged the victim for my bloody crop.
My place is locked - a deadly Trap
A cruel tool rises from a pile of scrap.

Refrain:
Cute fur bastard whimper and squeal!
My demonic soul through blood reveals!
Hell lord heed my sacrifice!
Hammer Smashed Hamster!

I will hunt you for my perverse pleasure!
Your pain and fear beyond all measure!
Die beneath a pound of steel!
Hammer Smashed Hamster!

Verse 2:
Damn' rodent flees, the table splinters
Along crash Lamp, PC and printer.
Behind the couch, whizzing refugee
Pillow massacre in raging melee.

Devastation - Anger's fuel
All wrecked from tv down to stool
To end this I grab him - No pardon
To grind him savely in the garden

Refrain:
Cute fur bastard whimper and squeal!
My demonic soul through blood reveals!
Hell lord heed my sacrifice!
Hammer Smashed Hamster!

I will hunt you for my perverse pleasure!
Your pain and fear beyond all measure!
Die beneath a pound of steel!
Hammer Smashed Hamster!

Verse 3:
I raise the hammer to triumph at last,
But my hand explodes in a sniper's blast.
A chainsaw tears my spine apart
Shotgun's chough blows chest and heart.

The Dum-dum bullets waist my brain
And all my struggle's now in vain.
Beware all metal satanists!
Cause Greenpeace SWAT it does exist!

Refrain:
Cute fur bastard whimper and squeal!
My demonic soul through blood reveals!
Hell lord heed my sacrifice!
Hammer Smashed Hamster!

I will hunt you for my perverse pleasure!
Your pain and fear beyond all measure!
Die beneath a pound of steel!
Hammer Smashed Hamster!