All I Ever Needed To Know I Learned In Calculus

Well you can differentiate with the best of them
Yeah you can sure find your dx and dy
Wontcha let me scootch on over to the desk next to you
And I'll show you some things on my TI

Now don't think I'm being a square
But I think I want us to be a nerdy pair

Well you can sure arrive at some decent sig figs
That we learned in Chemistry
Yeah you can be my tutor and we'll get a little gooder
We gotta lotta potential energy

Now please don't think I'm being obtuse
But I think I like the look of your hypotenuse

Nerd Girl, I get goofy over you
Nerd Girl, yeah I'll be a nerd for you, too

The way you build a whizzer just knocks me on my gizzard
I'll bet L'Hopital never felt like this
Please don't make me apply torque to twist your arm
I would even do word problems for a kiss

Now don't think I'm being a square
But I neven wanna letcha outta my hair

How many moles of affection till I win this election?
I would even run the Hearing Curve twice
I need to integrate you as a part of my life
Yeah I got plans for us in Nerd Paradise

Now please don't think I'm being obtuse
But I think I like the look of your hypotenuse