Zittly Van Zittles
Well i had myself a girlfriend
for almost two whole years
we had ourselves no secrets
we had no fears
there was nothin we wouldn't do
when we were in the sack
she'd even pop a zit on my back
one night i was out a-cheatin'
after i'd had a few
she caught me red handed
and said "we're through"
now she got a new boyfriend
it nearly gave me a heart attack
cause who's gonna pop this zit on my back?
well i got a pimple and i don't know why
it keeps growin' in the same place
i can't reach it with my left or right hand
i wish it was on my face
it's four days old and it hurts so bad
but it's ready for a squeeze
won't somebody pop it for me please?
i'll give you ten dollars
if you're a girl in this lonely world
and you're lookin' for a guy
i'll never cheat again, i promise
that's no lie
there's only one thing i ask of you,
could we name our first child zach?
oh, one more thing,
please pop this zit on my back
(i'm dyin' here!)
well i'm sittin' alone
by the phone
and no one seems to call
i try to scrape my zit off
on the kitchen wall
well that don't work
so i look around
and find a big shiny thumb tack
put it on the floor, layed down,
popped the zit on my back.
(yeah... rock steady man)