Where's Mr. Cookie Pants?!

I look back on my entire life / safely say I've never stood up here for
anything than this feeling I have inside / you don't care about why I'm on this
stage / it seems that you have other plans for me / I'm glad you're showing up
/ it's quite flattering to hear just what you want / but if you think that
there is no way in the world that I could pass this up / you're wrong / that's
not what I'm here for / whatever you expect of me is something in which I will
not believe / you're here for the pleasure but I've got much better things in
mind / I'm here to satisfy my drive / 2..3..4.. times you ask me to come over
to your house after a show / you'd bring your friends and I'd bring mine / soon
good times would result / I'm not one to judge / it's the life you chose / but
all the plans you have I will not condone / I'm going to sit this one out /
throw in the towel / I'm much older now.