Diaper Rash

Be careful it will get you if you don't watch out
You can scream and you can holler, you can cry and you can pout
It's mean and its nasty; it's ugly and its red
It comes when you are sleeping alone in your bed

It's diaper rash
It's diaper rash
It's diaper rash

Diaper rash will get you if you don't watch out
It will sneak up on your rear or somewhere there about
Nothing will ever help you 'cept Vaseline or gel
You won't drive it away no matter how you yell

It creeps up on you slowly if you don't watch out
You'll grit your teeth, gnash your jaw and thrash your legs about
You gotta change the baby when baby starts to scream
Anoint the butt with ointment and cover it with cream