Single Girl Blues

I'm a Single Woman, what you get is what you see!
I've built a life where I am only answering to me
But still you ask about me
With sympathy in mind you with all your boyfriends, husbands, lovers in your lives
I hate to disappoint you, but girls I've got some news
You expect me to holler and swallow your pity....

CH But I ain't got the ..Single Girl Blues
Nobody nagging about the dinner on time...Single Girl Blues
Everything in this house is mine!!....Single Girl Blues
Nobody bitching about the new shoes I found
The music up and the seat stays down
I do what I want , when I want and with who I want to, and you call that
Single Girl Blues

Everybody tells me that I need someone
But I'd rather do without them than to do the ones I've done
Cause they can't keep their hands of you when the love is new
When the TV's on the hands are gone, and it's all up to you
You can have your ball and chain but it ain't the life I choose
A man in your ear with hsi "Get me a beer" I'd rather have...

Single Girl Blues....no one nagging when the bills come in
Single Girl Blues.... no one taking me for granted again
Single Girl Blues....no little black hairs clogging up my sink
Single Girl Blues....nobody telling me the way I should think
I do what I want when I want and with who I want to and you call that
Single Girl Blues

I don't need to justify stealing by my old man
I got men on standby that I lay by when I can
All you single girls you know the truth in what I say
it don't mean we're lonely, shy, celebate or gay..NO NO!

Now you girls that have a husband, lover or de facto
Good for you I always say, each woman to their own
But by now you should know me, there's no need to be confused
I'm sassy and crass and a pain in the ass, but I've never had the
Single Girl Blues