Girls Guide for the Modern Diva

Girls guide for the modern diva
Girls guide for the modern diva
I swear by Almighty God
To do my duty for Queen and Country
So fasten your seat-belts, enjoy the ride
I'll be your hostess, this is the girls guide
All you gotta do to be a real diva
Is sit in silence, dripping diamonds in the back seat
Of a limousine
This is the cut-out-and-keep, read-it-and-weep
Guide for the real diva
Speeding through the night
You don't need to watch the stars
Speeding through the night
You don't need to watch the stars
Our Father, who art in heaven
Give us this day our daily tension
I promise to the Lord Above
To be your one true, unrequited love
All you gotta do to be a real diva
Is stylise, mythologise
Re-write your history
Crush any fool who has the nerve to say
They used to know you
Speeding through the night
You don't need to watch the stars
Speeding through the night
You don't need to watch the stars
Stars, ah, ah,ah
Stars, ah, ah,ah
Stars, ah, ah,ah
Stars, ah, ah,ah
This is the guide, this is the girls guide (Ah, ah, ah)
Girls guide for the modern diva (Ah, ah, ah)
This is the guide, this is the girls guide (Ah, ah, ah)
Girls guide for the modern diva (Ah, ah, ah)
Girls guide for the modern diva (Ah, ah, ah)
Girls guide for the modern diva (Ah, ah, ah)
Girls guide for the modern diva (Ah, ah, ah)
Our Father, who art in heaven
Don't take the credit - I'm my own creation
My jealous God here's some advice for you
You're not on the list? Get to the back of the queue
So now you know how to be a real diva
Is sit in silence, dripping diamonds in the back seat
Of a limousine
This is the first complete, eat-sleep-and-drink
Guide for the real diva
Speeding through the night
You don't need to watch the stars
Speeding through the night
You don't need to watch the stars
Stars, ah, ah,ah
Stars, ah, ah,ah
Stars, ah, ah,ah
Stars, ah, ah,ah
This is the guide, this is the girls guide (Ah, ah, ah)
Girls guide for the modern diva (Ah, ah, ah)
This is the guide, this is the girls guide (Ah, ah, ah)
Girls guide for the modern diva (Ah, ah, ah)
Girls guide for the modern diva (Ah, ah, ah)
Girls guide for the modern diva (Ah, ah, ah)
Girls guide for the modern diva (Ah, ah, ah)