Only an Older Woman

(Hugh Jackman)

JUDY
You need an older woman to teach you
One who is barely reaching her prime
Who thinks you're fun
Not someone to preach to
What do you say - let's have a good time
'Cause with an older woman
Nothing you do is a crime
(spoken:) You have the makings of a monster, kid. I like that.

PETER (spoken)
I 'm not sure what you mean?

JUDY (spoken)
Hang around. You'll learn. You really want to come to New York?

PETER (spoken)
It's all I've ever wanted.

JUDY (spoken)
Then you're in big trouble.

PETER
I'm waiting-
I need an older woman beside me
I need a mentor

JUDY
I need a drink

PETER
I want an older woman to guide me

CHRIS
Where are we headed?

MARK
Where do you think?

JUDY
Over the goddamn rainbow

PETER, CHRIS & MARK
Right down the yellow brick road

PETER
And whadda-ya-know, I've found my ideal woman

ALL
Only one who's been 'round the block
Can give you the ride you need

PETER, CHRIS & MARK
Always there absorbing the shock

JUDY
One built for comfort

PETER, CHRIS & MARK
Not for speed

ALL
Stir up a flame from out of the embers
I sense a fire starting in you

PETER, CHRIS & MARK
What do ya say to making some mem'ries

JUDY
Out of the old

PETER, CHRIS & MARK
Comes something that's new
Maybe an older woman
Is going to help us break through

JUDY
As for me, I just can't wait to see her

PETER, CHRIS & MARK
Honestly, we were hoping you might be her

ALL
Eventually - when you get to be an older woman

JUDY
Like me