I'll Never Tell
Well, I can do an omelet, I've almost got that...
This is the man that I plan to entangle
Isn't he fine?
My claim to fame was to maim and to mangle
Vengeance was mine!
But I'm out of the biz
The name I made, I'll trade for his
The only trouble is - -
I'll never tell.
She is the one
She's such wonderful fun
Such passion and grace
Warm in the night when I'm right in her tight - -
Embrace! Tight embrace!
I'll never let her go
The love we've known can only grow
There's just one thing that - -
No. I'll never tell.
Cause there's nothing to tell.
Say "housework" and he freezes
She eats these skeezy cheeses that I can't describe
I talk; he breezes
She doesn't know what please is.
His penis got diseases from a Chumash tribe!
The vibe gets kind of scary
Like, she thinks I'm ordinary
Like, it's all just temporary
Like, her toes are kind of hairy
But it's all very well
Cause, God knows, I'll never tell!
When things get rough, he
Just hides behind his Buffy!
Now look, he's getting huffy
Cause he knows that I know.
She's also really greedy
She nev - -
His eyes are beady!
This is my verse, hello?
She - -
Hey, look at me! I'm dancing crazy!
ANYA AND XANDER
You're quite the charmer
My knight in armor
You're the cutest of the Scoobies
With your lips as red as rubies
And your firm, yet supple - -
He'll always be my feller
That's why I'll never tell her that I'm petrified
I've read this tale
There's wedding, than betrayal
I know will come the day I'll want to run and hide
I said it's easy
But there's these fears I can't quell
Is she looking for a pot of gold
Will I look good when I've gotten old?
Will our lives become too stressful if I'm never thatsuccessful?
When I get so worn and wrinkly that I look like David Brinkley?
Am I crazy?
Am I dreamin'?
Am I marrying a demon?
We can really raise the beam on making marriage a hell!
So, thank God, I'll never tell!
I swear, that I'll never tell
My lips are sealed
I take the fifth
Nothing to see
Move it along
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