Harikiri jii-san no ROKEN ROORU

Bonkure shougatsu yatara to isogashi
Nengara nenchuu oosawagi
Dono michi kono michi mawari michi
SHINMAI SHISHIMAI TENTEKOMAI

Doushita koushita sore kara doushita
(Omatsuri BAAGEN mochitsuki taikai)
Sono ato youtsuu ashimoto furafura
Tottemo harikiri

(Ah, sore sore!)

Ippai tabereba manbuku tengoku
Manzoku gokuraku SHURA SHUSHUSHU
Are yori kore yori dore yori mo
Yappari kore da yo okaasan

Nanda ne kanda ne kekkyoku dore da ne
(Donburi RAAMEN kimete wa men da ne)
Sono ato tsuide ni GYOOZA mo tabeyou
Tottemo harikiri

(Ha, doushita doushita!)

SUKKIRI suru ni wa MARASON nawatobi
Madamada ikeru yo FURADANSU
Yaranakya naranai ima no uchi
Gacchiri tairyoku tsukenakucha

(Hashiro hashiro!)

(Harikiri jii-san no ROKEN ROORU
Harikiri jii-san no ROKEN ROORU
Harikiri jii-san no ROKEN ROORU
Harikiri jii-san no ROKEN ROORU)

(Ichi ni san shi ni ni san
One two three four one two
Ni ni san shi san ni san)

Sungoku komatta dousurya indayo
Makeru na ochitsuke kangaero
Dake domo dou ni mo naranakute
Nicchi mo sacchi mo ikanaizo

Saasaa PINCHI da iyoiyo saigo ka
(Iyaiya miseba wa kore kara honban)
Donden kaeshi de kawashite yaru no sa
Tottemo harikiri

Chakkari shikkari harikiri jiisan
Kounarya minna de harikirou
Tanoshiku ikiyou kono jinsei
PAAtto utaeba hana mo saku