I'm Nobody

Somewhere in Israel
On the top of that famous hill
Where once stood three rugged crosses now stand
Raggedy ann, jack and jill

Well, jack, he jumps off the mountain
As you know he busts his head
Jill and ann hold his dyin' hand
And jack lifts up and said,
"It is finnish, somebody get me a danish, time is russian"

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Hey, I'm nobody
Nobody, that's me
Got my head full of nothin'
I'm as wishy-washy as the deep blue sea
And I'm goin' nowhere
Nowere that's where I'm goin'
You're goin' nowhere too
But you don't have no way of knowin'
You're a nobody, nobody
Just like me

There's a kid in India
Belly big as a basketball
She's leaning against a sycamore tree
She's too weak to crawl

She's never gonna drink pepsi cola
She's never gonna watch mtv
She'll never feel that fed-up feeling like you and me
No, we can do better we can write our congress personality

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And when I die don't bury me out to sea
Don't give me no 21 gun salute
You'll just scare the birds and the bees
Just tie my naked body to a rocketship
And when I'm blazing through the atmosphere
Close your eyes and make a wish…
For world peace or your piece of the pie
Bye-bye bye-bye

There's a man out on the street
He's waiting 'til after dark
He's gotta find some place to sleep
Somewhere in memorial park

He's fought on foreign shores
But his hardest fight is here at home
2 kids on a double date yell out of daddy's car with an ice cream cone
"Hey, get a job, get a life, get a home loan!"

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