Breathing Just Wasn’t as Fun

All that is left are just a few scraps of hair and bones
It's hilarious

There was something in the way he wiggled
That just made me giggle
Trying to get free, begging on his knees
Well, that's just a figure of speech
He really just didn't want to drink that bleach

Don't worry, I am a doctor, I said
It was hard to keep a straight face when

Laughing gas has such a peculiar smell
It has this tendency to linger and dwell

But it's something about it that just lights up a room
Well not like a propane-torch
But I don't want to bring you down with all this gloom

So two guys walk into a church
No, but seriously, this is going to hurt

No, don't leave just yet
I need you in this meat suit
With all its pain and sweat
The big punchline is yet to come
No, don't go, the jokes not done

But I guess to him, breathing just wasn't as fun)

There was something in the way he wiggled
That just made me giggle
Trying to get free, begging on his knees
Well, that's just a figure of speech
He really just didn't want to drink that bleach

I thought to myself that I would probably have to have him strung up for days