Granny dress, bleached hair
Always nicks her underwear
She's kissing boys and girls
Can't decide which she prefers

She pouts a lot
Tries to seem
Pensive and pretty
Just looks mean

Trying so hard to be what she wanted
Trying to look like she's a loser
Trying to act like all her dumb heroes
Trying to be a trophy girlfriend who
Could just win you

Eats a lot, then starves
Broke her birthday crisp in half
She often faints and while
She is out, you see her smile

She's holding back
So, so proud
Sure to be noticed
In a crowd

Trying so hard to be what she wanted
Trying to look like she's a loser
Trying to act like all her dumb heroes
Trying to be a trophy girlfriend who
Could just win you

Holding back
So, so proud
Sure to be noticed
In a crowd

Trying so hard to be what she wanted
Trying to look like she's a loser
Trying to act like all her dumb heroes
Trying to be a trophy girlfriend
Trying so hard to be what she wanted
Trying to look like she's a loser
Trying to act like all her dumb heroes
Trying to be a trophy girlfriend
Trying so hard to be what she wanted
Trying to look like she's a loser
Trying to act like all her dumb heroes
Trying to be a trophy girlfriend, ooh