What do You Know About Love?

[Gina, spoken]
Hans is not a stranger

[Ricky, spoken]
Okay, so, what's his last name?

[Gina, spoken]
Of the southern isles

[Ricky, spoken]
Hmm, uh, foot size?

[Gina, spoken]
Foot size doesn't matter

[Ricky, spoken]
But knowing a man before you marry him, uh, kinda does

[Gina]
You've got opinions on my life and my relations
But let me tell you what

[Ricky, spoken]
Okay, enlighten me

[Gina]
Love is the one thing that has zero complications
And I can trust my gut

[Ricky, spoken]
Okay, you frighten me

[Gina]
Some people know their hearts
The minute true love starts

[Ricky]
Some people read a lot of books

[Gina, spoken]
I like books

(Sung)
Some people simply know
When true love says "hello"

[Ricky]
Some folks are taken in by princely looks

[Gina & ricky]
Oh, what do you know about love?
What do you know about love?

[Ricky]
All I'm sayin' is when you go to climb a mountain
You don't just jump to the top

[Gina, spoken]
If it's true love, you can

[Ricky, spoken]
No, no

(Sung)
There's scalin' and scramblin'
And too many steps for countin'
And the work doesn't stop

[Gina, spoken]
Maybe for you

[Ricky]
Love's not an easy climb
You have to take your time

[Gina]
We get a whole life, that's the plan

[Ricky, spoken]
That's not a plan

(Sung)
Love's not a thing you get
It's work and tears and sweat

[Gina]
So says the sweaty, smelly mountain man

[Gina & ricky]
Oh, what do you know about love?
What do you know about
Anything, anything?

[Ricky]
Anyone with half a brain
Would have worn some winter gear

[Gina]
Anyone with half a life
Would have one friend who's not a deer

[Ricky, spoken]
I do

(Sung)
Any fool who jumps headlong
Is gonna bang their head

[Gina]
Any fool who doesn't jump right now
Is probably gonna end up dead

[Ricky]
Ooh

[Gina]
Like I said

[Gina & ricky]
So what do you know about love?

[Gina, spoken]
Wow, you're really strong

[Gina & ricky]
What do you know about love?

[Ricky, spoken]
I lift a lot of ice

[Gina & ricky]
At least we know one thing
This trip should be interesting

What do you know about love?
What do you know about love?