Bigger Than Oprah Winfrey

[KLAXON HORN]

WARM UP MAN:
Ladies and gentlemen, people of most nations of the world...

AUDIENCE:
Go Jerry! Go Jerry! Jerry!

WARM UP MAN:
Welcome the host of the greatest show on this Earth!

AUDIENCE:
Go Jerry! Go Jerry! Jerry!

WARM UP MAN:
Bigger than Dave Letterman, bigger than Bob Hope,
and give or take a few million, bigger than the fuckin' Pope!

MALE AUDIENCE MEMBER:
Lo! He comes!

AUDIENCE:
Jerry!

MALE AUDIENCE MEMBER:
Lo! He comes!

AUDIENCE:
Jerry!

(AUDIENCE Cheer)

AUDIENCE:
Jerry Jerry!
Go Jerry Go!
Jerry Jerry!
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AUDIENCE FEMALES:
Go Jerry!

AUDIENCE:
Jerry!

AUDIENCE FEMALES:
Go Jerry!

AUDIENCE:
Jerry!