Radio Friendly Song

It starts off like a thousand other songs that you've heard before
Except in this one they do a little doo, doo, roo roo, doo, doo, doo, doo.
So you try to change the statio but it's playing on everyone
A bunch of shitty ass chords and lyrics recorded by a fucking moron
And you assume that the general public is not that stupid
And you're positive that nobody will want to listen to this
But you are wrong!

They wanna know the stupid motherfucking lame cock sucking, cookie - cutter
radio friendly song, and everyone sings along in their cars and at the mall
And in the office they all love the new radio friendly song

Unoriginal melody!

Why did John Lennon had to be the one to get shot?
Something's wrong.
While these douchebags are all still alive singing this ass-licking songs
All those fucking unoriginal pussies that don't have anything to say
I'm not homophobic but this song is so fucking gay!
You can barely retain the vomit that's rising in your throat
And you assume that everyone will think that this song is terrible
But you are wrong!

They wanna know the stupid motherfucking lame cock sucking, cookie - cutter
radio friendly song, and everyone sings along in their cars and at the mall
And in the office they all love the new radio friendly
Piece of shit, oh what a sucky ass piece of shit

I'd rather shoot myself in the face than listen to this corporate bitch singin' a

They wanna know the stupid motherfucking lame cock sucking, cookie - cutter
radio friendly piece of shit!

God i hate this shit