Guilty

(Judge Dread is talking to a woman, we only hear him speak)

Judge Dread:
"Hello baby, pull up a chair, and make yourself comfortable. Cor, you're putting on weight, ain't ya?. Tell me something. How long have we known each other? Hmm, about 9 months?, oh yeah? Say, what's that you've got on your finger? An engagement ring?! You say that you and Johnny are engaged?! Hph. He must be a right wally! Listen, I've got something to say. This finger's bigger than the both of us, and I'm not joking!"

"Let me take you back to my childhood days for a while. We were poor. Me Mum had 18 kids. But the child allowance kept us. Apart from that, Dad's job as a Coronation program seller really helped out."

Singers:
Guilty, guilty of loving you.

Judge Dread:
"I didn't commit any crimes. I've had to wait 'til manhood to commit this one. . . That's if it's mine. . . I mean, well, you know, if I did. . . well, not me, ha, no way!"

Singers:
Guilty, guilty of loving you.

Judge Dread:
"You know, they say this love business is like a mortgage: a small deposit, and you're paying for the rest of your life."

Singers:
Guilty, guilty of loving you.

Judge Dread:
"Well darling, I must be off. And I wish you and Johnny all the best for the future, really, I mean that.
What's that you say love?
You'll see me in court?
Here, look here.
I'm not guilty.
I beg your pardon?"

Singers:
Said I'm guilty, guilty of loving you.

Judge Dread:
"Oh no, I'm not!"

Judge Dread:
"You really think so? I think you've got to prove it then."

Singers:
Said I'm guilty, guilty of loving you.

Judge Dread
"Yes, I'm not guilty."

Judge Dread:
"You go and blame it on some other Disc Jockey, don't blame it on me."

Singers:
Guilty, guilty of loving you.

Judge Dread:
"There I am, minding me own business, on me way
to Sunday school, and you stop me, and you accuse
me of things like that.

Singers:
Guilty, guilty of loving you.

Judge Dread:
"A clean-living man like myself."

Judge Dread:
"Well I suggest you look elsewhere, you've probably
been overeating anyway."