Those Damn Dames

I walk home alone from a night in the bar
Drinking some fine whisky so i left my big ole car
Then out of the shadows came a dark haired girl
Those damn dames just won't leave me alone

Then early in the morn had a thumpin in my head
So i popped down to the store cos i needed some bread
But the girl behind the counter had some other ideas
So many dames git me outta here

Yeah out on the road i was runnin out of gas
Stopped at the station but i found i had no cash
But the petrol pump gal said pay me in kind
Those damn dames drive me outta o my mind

Now put a man in a candy store
He'll come out smelling sweet
But his ole wife got her old man beat..

So many temptations on the path to righteousness
I pull em like a magnet you may think that i been blessed
But a man needs his rest & i'm dawgone tired
Those damn dames just make me expire