Them Poems

How about them lunch toters, ain't they a bunch? goin' off to
Work a-totin' their lunch.
Totin' them vittles. totin' that chow. eatin' it later. totin'
It now.
Look at them lunch toters, ain't they funny, some use a paper
Sack, some use a gunny
Them food frugal lunch toters, ain't they wise? totin' their
Lunch made by their wives.
How to be a lunch toter, if i may emote it. gitchy wife to fix
It. go to work and tote it!

Stamp lickers:

How about them stamp lickers, ain't they champs? drool, slurp,
Slobber, lickin' them stamps.
Lickin' them green stamps, lickin' them blue. lickin' that
Paper. eatin' that glue.
Look at them stamp lickers, ain't they gung ho? lickin' them
Thrift stamps with they tongu-e-o.
Them lolly goggle stamp lickers, ain't they a rage? stickin'
Them licky stamps on that page.
How to be a stamp licker? don't need a ticket. get a stamp or
Two, juice up and lick it!

Them hors d'oeuvres:

How about them hors d'oeuvres, ain't they sweet? little piece of
Cheese and little piece of meat!