She Ain't Gettin' Any

All her friends are having babies,
Pretty blankets blue and pink
They're all showing off theirs husbands,
Buying nappies by the dozens,
And she don't know what to think

She ain't getting' any younger
She ain't gettin' any either
She's already pushin' thirty
Her mama's getting' worried
She might never meet a man
Even she's begun to wonder
If she'll ever find a keeper
She's had her share of fixer-uppers
She ain't gettin' any younger
She ain't gettin' any either

Her mama calls her every Sunday
Says girl I'm tryin' not to cry
But you know your clock is tickin'
Gettin' down to slim pickin's
Be no fish when the creek runs dry

She ain't getting' any younger
She ain't gettin' any either
She's already pushin' thirty
Her mama's getting' worried
She might never meet a man
Even she's begun to wonder
If she'll ever find a keeper
She's had her share of fixer-uppers
She ain't gettin' any younger
She ain't gettin' any either

She thought life had more to offer
Than a house and a man and a fryin' pan
And snotty nose kid and a wedding band
She's always been a real go-getter,
Her mama says forever is slipping through her hands
Even she's begun to wonder, if she'll ever find a keeper
She's had her share of fixer-upper
She ain't gettin' any younger
She ain't gettin' any either

She's had her share of fixer-upper
She ain't gettin' any younger
She ain't gettin' any either