Gone Guru

Well, he ain't my boy but the brother is heavy
Gave away my possessions and moved into a Chevy
Van, yeah, that's the masterplan
Drive into the woods and eat corn out the can

Yeah, I gave it all away, the hard rock band
The groupies, the booze, the all night jams
Now all these fans, asking: Where did he go?

Meditating on a rock, letting go of the ego
So rappin' with the squirrels is the way of the mountain
They took half my nuts and berries
And riddled: Who's counting?
Bit my finger with the truth, the blood was spouting
Now my cup overfloweth, just like a fountain

Seen birds in the sky, trees in between
Grubs in the ground, it was so serene
The sky was blue, yeah, the grass was green
And that's three square meals if you know what I mean

So now I wake up every morning with a fat cup of piss
My third eye's open, so give me some Swiss Miss
Saw a thirty-foot fairy walking down your street
Though I was down with God, I had to yell: Retreat

Because I gone guru, so cut the ballyhoo
Rock the tambourines and the didgeridoo
Set the animals free from the pimpin' zoo
And I'll elevate your mind like airplane glue

Because I gone guru, so cut the ballyhoo
Rock the tambourines and the didgeridoo
Set the animals free from the pimpin' zoo
And I'll elevate your mind like airplane glue

Out in the desert on a three-day stint
I had a revelation and I made a mint
So take a hint, and won't you join the club?
Send your wife to my hut for the body rub

Pumpin' metal guru in the Subaru
Four-wheel drive to the commune
Pick up the crew

And we out to the Zen monastery on the prairie
Where I milk the holy cow but quit the dairy
Snowboarding with the Yeti, eating veggi spaghetti
Don't have to live like no refuge, peace to Tom Petty
Ready, steady, spiritually grow
Till I found out my boy worked for the COINTELPRO

Gram, damn, now I got's to scram
And start handing out my leaflets in Bethlehem
Cause the Bibles played out, so I'm writing a new text
We are all one, so what's the problem with group sex?

And so many children want to join the fold
(Mike love on line two) put that sucker on hold
And shine, to thine own self be true
They can't tell you what to do when you've gone guru

Yeah, shine, to thine own self be true
They can't tell you what to do when you've gone guru
You got to shine, to thine own self be true
They can't tell you what to do when you've gone guru

Gone guru in my new Nehru
So rock the tambourines and the didgeridoo
I'll deliver whoever pays what's due
That's nine for me and one for you

Gone guru in my new Nehru
So rock the tambourines and the didgeridoo
I'll deliver whoever pays what's due
That's nine for me and one for you

Aw yeah, we got it going on and it's strong up in here tonight
We got that incense burning, we got them peacock feathers tickling
We got all that cuckoo karma connection that you can use
So come on people, get with the program, we can get this together
Tonight

Too many wives for Ohio, they were looking to try me
So I got twelve divorces, said: Aloha, Hawaii
Arrived without traveling, they lost my bags
Another trial for my people, don't scratch the Jag

You know they say hang loose, but they really don't mean it
Deported me to Rio and you watched it on CNET
News, chumps had me singing the blues
Till thirty thousand showed up with the right to choose

Rose petals in path, milk in my bath
And now Harrison Ford wants my autograph
I laughed when we met 'cause he busted a sweat
Then I stuck out my tongue, he donated a jet

Cold stole the spotlight from the Dalai Lama
Cause my crew's coming tight in the orange pajamas
Got sixteen Caddies and 29 Rolls
Fuck the shoes, I transcended the sole

With constant expansion, I live in a mansion
Getting jiggy with Madonna and Marilyn Manson
60 Minutes exposé, taxes you never paid
Paparazzi, code blue, down toupee

Yes, I'm starting to age, I can feel it in my bones
My advisors tell me: Start thinking about clones
Found out heaven is a place on earth
I cut off my head, it cost all I was worth

Cryogenic robot, now my head can spin
I'll be around a million years, let the party begin
Party robot, now my head can spin
I'll be around a million years, let the party begin

Gone guru, new Nehru
Rock tambourines and didgeridoo
Must free animals from pimpin' zoo
Deliver who? 2 plus 2
Gone, gone, G-gone, gone, gone, gone, gone, gone, gone, gone
Gone, gone, G-gone, gone, gone, gone, gone, gone, gone, gone