Alsatian Cousin

Were you and he lovers?
And would you say so if you were?
On a forecourt
On a Friday
Passing my way
Oh

Were you and he lovers?
And if you were, then say that you were!
On a groundsheet
Under canvas
With your tent-flap
Open wide

A note upon his desk
Ps: Bring me home and have me!
Leather elbows on a tweed coat
Oh! Is that the best you can do?
So came his reply
But on the desk is where I want you!
So I ask (even though I know)
Were you and he lovers?