Can't compete with your last man
But I know I'll soon be somethin' more to you
I wanna be like Batman
But I know I can't save shit, so you'll be doomed
I'm passed out in the bathroom
I don't drink much, but now I do
'Cause of you, 'cause of you

Words that I never meant to say to you (I cannot)
Baby, I was made a fool
How could I know it was the last time that I'd ever feel the truth?
Tasted your body in my room
I wasted my teenage dream on you
Wish I could wake you up from your nightmare
But I know I'll never do (oh shit, a ghost)

Can't compete with your last man
But I know I'll soon be somethin' more to you
I wanna be like Batman
But I know I can't save shit, so you'll be doomed
I'm passed out in the bathroom
I don't drink much, but now I do
'Cause of you, 'cause of you

Cry some more, it makes me feel better
She ignored all my damn letters
Make me sore and make my damn head hurt
It's a war, I'm beat up and severed
Da-da-do, da-da-do
Da-da-da-da, da-da-da-da

Can't compete with your last man
But I know I'll soon be somethin' more to you
I wanna be like Batman
But I know I can't save shit, so you'll be doomed
I'm passed out in the bathroom
I don't drink much, but now I do
'Cause of you, 'cause of you