All I Want Is Everything

Monica:
One, two, three, four!

Both:
Ahh
I'm a danger to society
And I'm a stranger to sobriety
But to the left and to the right of me
I am gaining a variety
Can you hear the radio?
Everybody loves a nineteen hero

Ian:
I am horrible

Monica:
Absolutely diabolical

Ian:
Above eccentricity

Monica:
Is great publicity!
You put me in the paper

Ian:
Spin me on your stereo

Both:
Round and around and away we go!
All I want is everything
All I want is more
I was born for everything
That's what I live for

Announcer:
This Roger Hartby, Radio 1, with The Diabolicals.

Monica:
You're ugly!

Announcer:
Lillian Filth, how does it feel to be number 29 on the charts?

Monica:
Bollocks! It's great.

Ian:
We're number 28.

Monica:
With a bullet.

Ian:
We're number 17.

Monica:
We're looking good.

Both:
We're 10,
Wait, 7-
No, 6, 5, 4

Monica:
Well, lick my bum.

Ian:
We're number one.

Both:
Maintain velocity, that's our philosophy

Ian:
I'm a genuine atrocity

Monica:
And that's a mighty curiousity!
It's a ticket to the South of Record, Hollywood

Ian:
You may not like us

Monica:
But you should!

Ian:
Cause we're good!

Both:
We're really bloody good, oh
All I want is everything
All I want is more
I was born for everything
That's what I'm here for
Everything, everything
E-e-e-e-e-e-e
All I want is everything
Fuck you!