All I Want For Christmas

Alright kids
Are you ready for me?
I know I look good
But there's always room for improvement

All I want for Christmas is my liposuction
I want some lipo honey
I want you to put it all over my body
All I want for Christmas is my cheek implants
And my chin implant
And let's see, my butt should be risen

Some parts are fake, some parts are plastic
Some even say that I'm a phony
But I've dipped into the fountain of youth and that ain't no bologna

So all I want for Christmas is my nose fixed up
Hey, I want a nose job: Rhinoplasty
All I want for Christmas is my teeth capped
I want my teeth capped and throw in an eye job while your at it

Oh yeah, honey
You know this is a day of shame
Look at these thighs
Honey, gravity is a bitch
Tell me about it
But baby, I got my secret weapon
And what's that girl?
Park Avenue plastic surgeon

All I want for Christmas is my ribs removed
I want my ribs removed, I want
I don't need 'em no more
All I want for Christmas is my cheek implants
Throw in a derma peel while your at it

Doctor, doctor, hurry please
Your needed here on the double
All the other queens, there jealous of me
And there men's gonna be in trouble

All I want for Christmas is my face lifted
I want my face lifted, I want my face snatched
All I want for Christmas is my face snatched, so I can be oh so marvelous

Oh honey, I could use it all over my body
Nah, I ain't got nothing against it
Honey I've been sucked, plucked, sinched, pinched, pulled, snatched
Baby I have had every procedure done
And as long as there's a doctor on Park Avenue, I'll be looking good
Oh yeah honey, I'm looking good
Honey let me tell you something
Miss Paul's gon' be fresh
Fresh as a daisy

Some parts are fake, some parts are plastic
Some even say that I'm a phony
But I've dipped into the fountain of youth and that ain't no bologna

All I want for Christmas is my breast implants
I want my breast implants, baby I want my breast implants
All I want for Christmas is my tummy tucked, so I can look real pur-r-r-ty

Okay, so Michelle
Do you remember your first Christmas at home?
Oh really?
What, what, what toys did you get?
Do you remember?
Well a lot of, um, toys with batteries
And um, I remember taking them into the back of the car
And playing with them for hours
And my mom come knocking on the door and said: What's all that buzzin?