Screwball

Turn off
Yo, fucking turn off
Shut up
How the fuck is it 9:30?
Oh, fuck me!

My head's not screwed on straight, and that's okay (that's okay)
I'll be gone before the morning comes (before the morning comes)
I hope that you are okay, 'cause I'm sure not, 'cause I'm sure not
(Wake up in a bad fucking mood again)

Depression, fuck that shit
I got no cash, so I can't spend it
My life's moving fast, but I'm stuck in slow motion
Sometimes I wish that I didn't feel emotions, damn
And I love my friends, but sometimes I wish that I could love myself
Kiss me once and I'll fall n love 'cause
I got nothing better to do

I'm crazy, can't you see?
At least that what she told me, at least that's what she
I'm sick, I'm tired, I'm burnt the fuck out
And I'm so sick of my situation
So, please just let me be, let me rest for a while

Happiness nada, the test came back looks like you're the father
Your car broke down, and your boss is a bitch (damn)
H-E-double hockey sticks is where you're headed (whoa)
And that's okay though (that's okay though)
We're all dying anyway, so fuck that shit
Just live a little, be a screwball bitch
Be just like me (I said)

My head's not screwed on straight, and that's okay (that's okay)
I'II be gone before the morning comes (before the morning comes)
I hope that you are okay, 'cause I'm sure not, 'cause I'm sure not
(Wake up in a bad fucking mood again)

Hello, hello, testing, alright, cool
Uhm, so as you all know, I've been promoted to manager today
Uhm, but I'm sad to inform you that
I am actually fucking quitting this horrible piece of shit job
And uh, I am now going to go home
Uh, drink a fuck-ton of beer and listen to Aaron Carter
and then fuck my beautiful wife
So, fuck all for you guys, bye
(My heads not screwed on straight!)
I've never like, seen that guy in my life, who the fuck was that?