The Lil' Bonus Room

Here's a little bonus room
Because I know you've had it tough
And here's a little bonus tune
About collecting real cool stuff

Yes, here's a little bonus room
Where you can play
Don't be frightened
Don't run away

You can linger
'Cuz I'm your video friend
Think of me as a father figure
With a hand to lend

Here's a little bonus room
Where you don't have to worry
Take your sweet time
You need not hurry

Oh, you're looking incredible
You're the bomb!
And me, I'm kind of like your dad
And a little like your mom

There are no monsters here
Hey wait, look over there
I was just kidding
Don't be scared

And when you turn this game off
In the real world once again
You won't have to play make-believe
Or try to pretend

'Cuz I'll be right there
When you open your hand
'Cuz I'm your little invisible
Musical friend

So, show me to your pets
Or show me to your pals
You really will impress
Every nifty guy and gal

Show them you are individual
Show them you are bold!
Besides, I get residuals
For every game that's sold

I'm your little invisible
Musical friend
For life

I'll never leave you