Indie Rock Is Dead

Free. Perfect. Now.
That's how everybody wants it
Debaser downed
Ironic gin & tonic

Who'd have guessed the printing press would burn Johnny Tremaine's hand?
Maison de Pain, the cover of Jane, I don't think Rob Thomas is a man

The Colonel put it in a bucket
Chuck D's clocking ducats
You got a tattoo to show your individuality
like everybody else got a tattoo

Free. Perfect. Now.
That's how you really want it
'The Lung' collapsed somehow
A peach-eating Prufrock sonnet

Dreaming of roses and wine, Ernest Borgnine married four times
Life's not fair. Circle gets the square. Getting Jiggy with the Honeycomb Bear

The Colonel put it in a bucket
Chuck D's clocking ducats
You paid good money for a shirt from Old Navy which said 'Old Navy' across the front
They should have paid you

No one said it would last... and no one was right
So I'll sit here playing Free Cell and Minesweep on another lonely night
This has been done before
This has been done before
yeah