Please (Skit)

[Rings]

[Girl]
Sup?

[Monoxide]
What's up?

[Girl]
Sittin' here watchin some True Blood.

[Monoxide]
So you gonna let me do that?

[Girl]
Do what?

[Monoxide]
C'mon man, you know what I'm talkin about.

[Girl]
Ohh, you musta been out cha god damn mind.

[Monoxide]
For real?

[Girl]
Hell yeah, for real.

[Monoxide]
For real?

[Girl]
For real.

[Monoxide]
C'mon man.

[Girl]
Nada, hell no.

[Monoxide]
Alright, please?

[Girl]
Please? Hell no. Please.

[Monoxide]
Please?

[Girl]
No.

[Monoxide]
I'm sayin' please.

[Girl]
No. I don't give a fuck if Jesus say please. No. Answer is no.

[Monoxide]
Please?

[Girl]
Absolutely not.

[Monoxide]
Ah, c'mon man.

[Girl]
Mmm-mmnn, mmm-mmnn, nope.

[Monoxide]
Alright. I guess I'll holla at you lata.

[Girl]
I guess you will.

[Monoxide]
Alright, please?

[Girl]
Ehh, boy!

[Monoxide]
Alright, alright. My bad.

[Girl]
Mhmm.

[Monoxide]
Peace out.

[Girl]
Peace the fuck out.