Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia

English, motherfucker, do you speak it?

Xavleg 2025

Eyes plucked out
Tongue in the fire
Ears stitched shut
Now I'm comfortably numb
I read big word, brain explode
Letters long, eyes corrode
Paper cuts, hands decay
Grammar smashed my skull today

Big word scary, tear out eyes
Big words heavy, brain capsize

Grammar hammer, break my teeth
Punctuation, spill ink, bleed
Long word kill, short word strong
Me no read, you just wrong

Xavleg, no way out

Caps lock death, lowercase kill
Words to long, brain go ill
Throat get cut, lungs go still
Syllable slam, blood will spill

Page attack, me lose my sight
Ink explode in blackened night
Grammar hammer hit like a stone
Paragraph break all my bones
Word too big, me can't survive
Sentence, cut me open wide
Book is weapon, book is blade
Library is mass grave

Xavleg, finish him

Eyes plucked out
Tongue in the fire
Ears stitched shut
Now I'm comfortably numb
I read big word, brain explode
Letters long, eyes corrode
Paper cuts, hands decay
Grammar smashed my skull today