Lovely Wii Fit Trainer

June 11th, the day I will soon not forget
It felt like Christmas viewin' a Nintendo Direct
Without a minute to rest or a second to waste
I left out of bed to run to my beautiful escape
Onto the usual place, online to an E3 2013 and I'm feelin' alright
'Cause on the horizon is a shining light from a brand new Smash Brothers
And I hope I like it

Why can't I analyze what Sakurai mind you I've tried to decide
But my brain doesn't like to disagree with my heart
'Cause all I want to see is my favorite girl in the fight too
Missin' those times when we tried to get fit
Though you're like a mannequin, but behind the window
And now that you're weighing in, my feelings are something that I have to disclose

Beautiful Wii Fit Trainer
The way that you move is so captivating
Mega Man, he can sit down
'Cause I've been waitin' for the day that you arrive
So that I could play ya
Just so I could play ya
Just so I could play ya
Just so I could play ya
My lovely Wii Fit Trainer

Oh, yeah, you had me worried
That trailer was so disturbing
'Cause I thought you wouldn't appear on our one year anniversary
I lost 15 pounds meeting my weight goal
But there is more to what I have to say
I'm attracted today, because I lost that weight for you

The trailer went off and later on Nintendo made an announcement
I looked over at my friend and said "What if?" and he said "Doubt it"
But what I never lost was hope because it's hard to predict the outcome
That's why I had to catch my breath from the second moment I saw ya, the

Beautiful Wii Fit Trainer
The way that you move is so captivating
Mega Man, he can sit down
'Cause I've been waitin' for the day that you arrive
So that I could play ya
Just so I could play ya
Just so I could play ya
Just so I could play ya
My lovely Wii Fit Trainer