Les claypool:
"I'm going down to South Park,
I'm gonna have myself a time"

Stan and Kyle:
"Friendly faces everywhere,
Humble folks without temptation"

Les Claypool:
"Going down to south park,
Gonna leave my woes behind"

Cartman:
"Ample parking day or night,
People shouting: "howdy neighbor""

Les Claypool:
"Heading on up to south park,
Gonna see if I can't unwind"

Kenny:
"I like girls with big vaginas
I like girls with big, fat titties"

Les Claypool:
"Come on down to south park
And meet some friends of mine"