Once upon a time
I was a piece of slime
Sitting on a rock
Learning how to walk
Learning how to talk
Learning how to get a job
Make some money
Buy a car
Maybe invest is some stock

But from time to time
I still feel like slime
But now I'm a

Big bag, big bag o' bones
I'm a big bag, big bag o' bones
Big bag, big bag o' bones
I'm a big bag, big bag o' bones

Big bag, big bag, big bag o' bones
I'm a big bag, big bag o' bones
Big bag, big bag o' bones
I'm a big bag, big bag, big bag, big bag, big bag

Once upon a time
I was a piece of slime, yeah
Full of hopes and schemes
Life could be a dream
Two kids, a wife, a washing machine
Then I got old
They threw me out in the cold
Like a moldy tangerine

I'll give 'em a piece o' my mind
But where is my spine
In a big bag

O' bones, big bag, big bag o' bones
In a big bag, big bag o' bones
Big bag, big bag o' bones
In a big bag, big bag o' bones

Big bag, big bag, big bag o' bones
In a big bag, big bag o' bones
Big bag, big bag o' bones
In a big bag, big bag, big bag

Big bag, big bag, big bag of bones