Take a look at yourself
My friend, you are a mess
Boy, you've really done it this time

Your cranium is cracked
And your brain is exposed
Well, it's alway good to keep an open mind

Your eyeballs are popping out of your skull
And dangling from their sockets

You ought to shove your eyes
Back into your head
Or at least put them into your pockets

You got out of bed
Missing half your head
Now you're the living dead

(Bird Brain, bird Brain)

Unfinished surgery
For your lobotomy
Don't spill your brains on me

(Bird Brain, bird Brain)

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(Bird Brain, bird Brain)

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(Bird Brain, bird Brain)

Alright, this is going
Just a little bit too far
I tell ya buddy, that's not cool

You went out on a date
And you borrowed my tie
Now it's soaking with your bloody drool

And your girlfriend's looking
Pale as a corpse
But, please don't take it personally

Hey, I was only joking
We're still pals, right
Why are you attacking me?

Here, have this instead
It's a piece of bread
Ow, don't peck my head

(Bird Brain, bird Brain)

Ugh, I'm feeling weak
My guts are in your beak
My future's getting bleak

(Bird Brain, bird Brain)

B-B-B-B-Bird Brain
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(Bird Brain, bird Brain)

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(Bird Brain, bird Brain)