There's a monster comes a stomping 'round late at night
(Frankenchicken, Frankenchicken)
He's got a face of green and an underbite
(Frankenchicken, Frankenchicken)
You'd better start to run when you hear his chains jangle
(Frankenchicken, Frankenchicken)
'Cause he's on the scene and he's out to mangle
(Frankenchicken, Frankenchicken)

Well, he doesn't use doors
Doesn't need them at all
When he crashes your party
He breaks right through the wall

Bricks bad, pizza good

Electricity surges through his veins
(Frankenchicken, Frankenchicken)
Spare chicken parts and an abnormal brain
(Frankenchicken, Frankenchicken)
Stitched together with string and yarn
(Frankenchicken, Frankenchicken)
Brought back from the dead and raised in a barn
(Frankenchicken, Frankenchicken)

Reanimated
Tissue and guts
Abomination of nature and
Such a klutz

Me break it, you buy it, ha-ha-ha

Guitar solo, good

Hatched from a twisted mind instead of an egg
(Frankenchicken, Frankenchicken)
Don't fall in his clutch or for mercy you'll beg
(Frankenchicken, Frankenchicken)
He's not a monster, he's just misunderstood
(Frankenchicken, Frankenchicken)
He can't help it if his brain's no good
(Frankenchicken, Frankenchicken)

He'll knock over everything
In his path
And he smells like he's never
Taken a bath

Hey, where you going? Come back
(Ooh, Frankenchicken, Frankenchicken)
That's my name
(Ooh, Frankenchicken, Frankenchicken)
Don't wear it out
(Ooh, Frankenchicken, Frankenchicken)
Okay, shut up now
(Ooh, Frankenchicken, Frankenchicken)
Enough