Went to the restaurant to get some supper
The food was poisoned, so I threw it up
I ate real fast, I really scarfed
But then my whole meal, it turned to barf
I started to gag because of an awful smell
It became a vomiting hell
I have the taste of puke in my mouth always
I'll celebrate by throwing up a party

You're all invited to my vomitzvah
The barf is flying and I hope that it hits you
Had too much to eat, had too much to drink
But now it is all just puke in the sink

Eating spoiled food really took its toll
Next thing I know I'm staring at the toilet bowl
Guess I might've run out of luck
'Cause now almost all I do is up-chuck
Now I gotta stay home in bed
I wanna go outside, but I'm puking instead
So now I'm always really cautious
'Cause I hate the feeling of being nauseous

You're all invited to my vomitzvah
The barf is flying and I hope that it hits you
Had too much to eat, had too much to drink
But now it is all just puke in the sink

You're all invited to my vomitzvah
The barf is flying and I hope that it hits you
Had too much to eat, had too much to drink
But now it is all just puke in the sink

You're all invited to my vomitzvah
The barf is flying and I hope that it hits you
Had too much to eat, had too much to drink
But now it is all just puke in the sink