An experiment gone haywire
At the company lab
Trying to develop a substitute
For unsaturated flab

I was only an assistant
But, I thought that I was smart
So, I held on to some chemicals
They told me to discard

I mixed fatty acids and glycerol compounds
With the new substance I had
And soon an oily creature got out of control
And it's size increased like mad

It's liquid fat
It's liquid fat
It's liquid fat
It's liquid fat

It looks like we're in trouble
But, what can we do?
We're being attacked
By a greasy glob of goo

As it slides slowly down the street
Dripping slippery slime
We try to plan our escape
Before we run out of time

Now it's getting closer
But how do we make it stop?
Nobody here will fight it
It took out 40 cops

I see something strange in viewing range
What the hell is that?
Oh, no, I can't believe it
It's liquid fat

It's liquid fat
It's liquid fat
It's liquid fat
It's liquid fat