This is our last song
The band they wanted passed on
The show so they told us we could play

But we've outdone our welcome
We'd play more songs and tell some
Jokes but here comes the cane

Thank you very much
You've all been great
We shoulda broke up in 1998
We'd probably do better in another state
Or maybe in Japan
They would understand

This is our last song
I promise you that so
Soon we're gettin' out of here

Mr. Soundman, don't be nervous
We know you don't deserve this
Damage we've done to your ears

Now you can watch the bands
That you really came to see
We shoulda broke up in 1993
I shoulda stayed home and watched TV
Like one of those shows
About UFO's

This is our last song
Our get this over fast song
Not the best song we ever wrote

This is our last song
I promise it won't last long
'Cause there's only two more notes

The end