I'm Sgt. Psyclopps, standing here today
I'm Sgt. Psyclopps, gonna blow someone away
I'm Sgt. Psyclopps, I shoot 'em with my gun
I'm Sgt. Psyclopps, I shoot 'em just for fun

The army didn't want me
They said they didn't want their soldiers to be chickens
They said I didn't qualify
Why? 'Cause I only got one eye
I'm gonna tell you something that you gotta understand
A chicken can kill as well as any man can

I'm Sgt. Psyclopps, firing weapons, I know how
I'm gonna start a war with Col. Sanders now
I'm Sgt. Psyclopps, people you must decide
Do what I say or you'll be Kentucky fried

Go Sgt. Psyclopps