I can't believe I have to deal with you again
Are these your friends?
Hey, you punks, this time you've really dropped the ball
Can't fight the law

I don't care what you have to say
Save your breath for another day
Don't you know, crime doesn't pay?

Your rock 'n' roll disturbs the peace
These crimes against music must cease
License and registration please

Officer Quackly, no need to attack me
We'll do exactly what you ask us to do
Mr. Police Duck Sir, we're late for our show
Have some mercy and please let us go

Hum, let me think about that, no

On my way, in route to the donut shop
You made me stop
I'm going to have to take you all down to the station
For these violations

Driving over the posted speed
The Sign's right there, look, can't you read?
And possessing illegal chicken feed

Shut your beaks, no need to shout
You're delinquents without a doubt
Hey what's this? Your tail light's out

Officer Quackly, we take it all back-ly
As a matter of fact-ly, you're a really cool guy
We're sorry that we failed but we're too young for jail
You can have this donut, I promise it's not stale